- Getting arrested in front of your kids.
- Visiting a friend that lives past the 6th floor in a public housing building and the elevator is broke.
- Getting shot.
- Dry anal.
- Clogging up the toilet at work.
- Sweating your drawers up while at the gym and having to leave them there.
- Watching grass grow.
- Having your zipper and your pubic hair collide.
- Falling asleep at the wheel.
- The Cleveland Cavaliers in 2010.
- DJ Paul’s baby arm.
- A song dedicated to DJ Paul’s baby arm.
- Finding out she was once a “he”.
- Disgruntled dykes with peach fuzz.
This happening with your wife…..
…..and this happening with your side chick…..
AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.