I’m Black

Salutations hood boogers. My name is Fatt Stacks and I’m fresh from the swamps and dirt roads of Semi-Sweet Home Alabama and I love hating more than I love sex, money or breathing. I spend a large chunk of my day judging any and every thing from music, politics, my stripper co-workers, and my all time favorite, the light skinned race. Google “Imitation of Life” and you’ll never have to question my disgust for you beige, peach-colored, light mustache having heffas.

I am a freelance blogger here to spread the good gospel that is my opinion, which is better and more important than yours. A majority of my thoughts are going to be about photography, poor lifestyle choices, make-up and music. Not hip hop. Not bank statements. Not World Star Hip Hop appearances. Not Wayne’s love for vintage Cheetah Girl attire, but music. From Common to The Black Keys to Sugarland to up and coming artists. I am a lover of memorable lyrics, production, entertainment value and the cohesiveness of all three.

My fake goal is to spread access to music diversity [and a host of other hoodrat treats] among my peers. I believe this is a crisis within our culture. Only one story [hip hop] is being marketed to our people. A majority of people in our community aren’t exposed to other genres until their favorite rapper samples them and 10 times out of 10 [I know what I wrote] you’ll only find repetition and fuckery from major media outlets.

We’re gonna fuck around and have some fake unity around these parts by the time ya’ll done letting me having my opinion. I’m your Fairy God-Heffa. I’m here for the niglets. I’m doing this for Birdman. My New Years resolution was to ante up my aintshitness and this is just me getting my feet wet.

When life gives you lemons, make Jesus.

12 Responses to “I’m Black”

  1. forbiddenflavor April 24, 2012 at 1:23 pm #

    i am on your page……..keeping writing i am reading ………………………..

  2. ghettoprincess April 24, 2012 at 2:54 pm #

    I was just stopping by this blog on my lunch break and I might mess around and have to work late. Thank you BaseGod.

  3. grillmatic. April 24, 2012 at 4:35 pm #

    Do it. Do it to damn death.

  4. The gold digger April 25, 2012 at 9:03 am #

    my opinion, which is better and more important than yours.

    Ha. I’ve never bought into that crap that all opinions are equally valid. Some opinions are just crap and not worth the time of day.

  5. DaniMar April 25, 2012 at 9:45 am #

    OMG I love you. Just reading the “I’m Black” and “Fuck Steve Harvery” blogs and I’m sold. Instant Fan! Love it. Keep it coming causing you are saying all the shit I’m thinking!

  6. Anonymous April 25, 2012 at 10:28 am #

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  8. That Teowonna! April 25, 2012 at 1:40 pm #

    I love your unique voice!

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  10. ashazenzi April 26, 2012 at 1:57 pm #

    well damn. you aint mad iz you? lol!! no really i love the blog. its at once erudite and hooder den a mugg and i love it.

  11. Monu November 30, 2012 at 12:35 pm #

    cupcake8million Posted on congrats- your lvinig my dream since you won’t see your family/ friends for a long tie you could go cheesy- wish you were here or on the trail again or Where in the world is (your name)? Best of luck!

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